November 10th 2023.
I'm once again struck by just how gorgeous she is. This week, we get to take a sneak peek into the sex life of Margot*, a 29-year-old single woman fed up with the dating apps. After some terrible months of matching with the most emotionally unavailable men in London, Margot has decided to take a break from finding romance and just have some fun instead.
To start with, she's been messaging James*. His dry sense of humour has truly intrigued her, and the fact that he lives just a kilometre away from her flat has her excited. After a few messages, he asks her to send him a picture of her feet. At first, Margot can't believe that her toes could get someone going, but after some encouragement from James, she takes a photo and sends it off.
At a fancy dress party later that night, Margot brings up James' request in conversation. Surprisingly, many of her male friends seem to understand it. Spider-man even shares that he was scared to tell his girlfriend Grace* about his foot fetish when they first started going out. Margot vows to take James' requests more seriously from now on, however strange they may be.
Another thing Margot is very keen to try is a threesome. She has developed a crush on a non-binary comedian, Mae Martin, and her friend's older sister. She downloads Feeld to explore her sexual desires and comes across a couple, Sam* and Jess*, who are looking for a woman to join them. After some initial conversations, they move to WhatsApp and things get heated quickly.
Sam then asks Margot if Jess can have her number, so they can both get to know each other better. When Margot finally receives a message from Jess, she is surprised to find that this was her idea all along. The two of them chat for hours, with Jess telling Margot exactly what she wants to do to her.
At this point, Margot has completely forgotten about James and is eagerly awaiting her first threesome with Sam and Jess.
I'm once again struck by what I'm about to embark on: something I never thought I'd be doing.
Fed up with the dating apps, I've decided to ditch my search for something serious and just have a bit of fun instead. I'm more just interested in casual relationships with interesting people. One of those interesting people is James*, who I've been messaging for a few days. He has an extremely dry sense of humour and, crucially for any lazy girl in this city, he lives near me.
James has been open about his likes and dislikes, one of which is feet. So when he asked me to send him a picture of my feet, I was a bit taken aback. I had no idea what I was doing, but with a ‘f*** it’ attitude, I finally sent him a picture I was happy with. I couldn't help but wonder: does that actually turn him on as much as a picture of my boobs or bum?
I was still so puzzled by the encounter, that I brought it up at a fancy dress party. It turns out that a lot of my male friends just get it. One of them even shared how scared he was to tell his girlfriend he was into feet. Hearing this made me vow to be more chilled about James’ requests, however daft I feel doing it.
In the interest of living my best life, I'm also very keen to try a threesome. I have developed two crushes: one is the non-binary comedian Mae Martin and the other is my friend's older sister. I thought I'd give Feeld, an app specifically designed to explore sexual desires, a go. I soon came across a couple – Sam* and Jess* – who are looking for a woman. After a bit of back and forth, I felt deeply connected to Jess and was thrilled when they both matched me.
The conversation moved to WhatsApp, where things got very heated very quickly and we exchanged photos. Sam then asked if he could give my number to Jess so we could chat separately and get to know each other better. I happily agreed, but when I didn't hear from her, I started to worry that this might be something Sam was putting her up to and that she didn't actually want a threesome. Thankfully, I received a sweet message from her and it was clear that it was her idea. We talked about our fantasies in great detail and I couldn't help but wonder where Sam would fit into the equation.
By Monday, all thoughts of poor James had gone out of the window as I continued to message Sam and Jess. I'm looking forward to seeing how this all plays out – it's something I never thought I'd be doing!
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