July 23rd 2023.
Brocarde, a 40-year-old singer from Oxfordshire, was recently in the news for claiming to have married the ghost of a Victorian soldier. She revealed that she had met Edwardo, the spirit of the soldier, one stormy night in 2021, when he burst into her bedroom and professed his love for her.
The two were almost inseparable, and Edwardo even sent her cryptic messages in the shower. However, issues in their relationship soon began to arise. Brocarde mentioned that they had argued about the wedding date, as she wanted a summer wedding, but Edwardo hated the heat. To resolve the matter, she decided to design a Ouija board of wedding dates to see which they were both drawn to.
In addition, Edwardo seemed to turn into a 'groomzilla', as he had a lot of demands for their wedding. He also took issue with Brocarde speaking about their relationship publicly, despite her appearing on This Morning and posting the wedding ceremony on Instagram.
Things didn't get better after the marriage was officiated, as Edwardo allegedly got too drunk during their honeymoon in Wales. Brocarde also complained that he had become increasingly possessive in the months since. His apparent fascination with Marilyn Monroe further added to their marital woes, as Brocarde claimed to have spotted the spirit of the late Hollywood actress at the chapel. Edwardo would routinely disappear and then appear days later smelling of Chanel No. 5, Ms Monroe's favourite perfume.
Finally, Brocarde announced the split with the release of her latest track. It appears that the otherworldly couple has finally reached their end, and they are now going their separate ways.
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