September 4th 2024.
Jeremy Clarkson's new pub, The Farmer's Dog, has been the talk of the town since its opening less than a month ago. Fans have been eagerly waiting to visit and enjoy pints of his famous Hawkstone lager for just £5.50. However, not everyone is welcome at this Oxfordshire watering hole. In fact, there are already three people who have been banned from ever setting foot inside.
Despite the success and rave reviews of The Farmer's Dog, Jeremy has been making headlines for his growing list of banned individuals. The first name on the list is none other than the Prime Minister himself, Sir Keir Starmer. According to Clarkson, Starmer was the first person to be banned on the very first day of the pub's opening. When asked about the reason behind the ban, Clarkson simply stated that Starmer has not done anything to endear himself to him yet.
Another surprising name on the list is James May, one of Clarkson's co-stars from the show "The Grand Tour". After 20 years of working together, the trio is finally going their separate ways, and Clarkson has decided to ban May from his pub. This decision may have stemmed from Clarkson's belief that the world has become too dangerous to continue with their show.
But the most recent addition to the banned list is a young lady named Maddy Hornby. In a video posted on Instagram, Clarkson can be seen writing her name on the list and explaining that she was banned for complaining about not being able to have Tabasco in her Bloody Mary. This may seem like a trivial reason, but Clarkson is determined to keep his promise of only using homegrown products in his pub, and Tabasco is not one of them.
Despite the ban, these three individuals will never get to experience the simple yet delicious food menu at The Farmer's Dog, which includes British classics such as Lancashire hotpot and steak pie and mash. They will also miss out on the chance to sip on a cold pint pulled by none other than Clarkson himself.
As The Grand Tour comes to an end, Clarkson has ventured into new territory with his pub, and it seems to be a hit among customers. With his passion for all things British, he has promised that every bit of product used in the pub is homegrown in the UK. And although he may have "failed" in this promise, he is determined to continue providing a unique and enjoyable experience for his patrons.
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