November 27th 2023.
Calle Halfvarsson, a cross-country skier from Sweden, had an injury that no one would envy. During a 20-kilometer World Cup race in Ruka, Finland, temperatures dropped to an icy -15 degrees Celsius. Despite this, Halfvarsson finished 18th, but soon revealed an injury of nightmares after the race.
"I have frozen my penis. For real," Halfvarsson told Swedish publication Expressen. "Damn, I had to lie in there [the athletes’ tent] for 10 minutes to warm it up. It hurts so damn much. It’s terrible. It’s lucky that I’m about to have my second child because it’s going to be difficult in the future if I’m going to continue like this."
When asked to describe what a frozen phallus feels like, Halfvarsson said, "No. Those who know, they know. But here’s a tip from me - stay away from it, because it is the worst thing you can experience."
Incredibly, this isn't the first time Halfvarsson has suffered this icy injury. In 2021, he spoke to Aftonbladet about a particularly cold experience in Finland.
"The worst I’ve been through? It was in Finland once," he said. "Then it was really cold and I did not freeze on my fingers or feet, but I froze on another thing. That was the worst thing I’ve been through. Then I thought about whether I should stop skiing. It was… during competition. I was barely getting to the finish line. It was unbelievably cold."
It's clear that Calle Halfvarsson had an injury that no one would want to experience. From this experience, Halfvarsson gave a tip to everyone: stay away from it, as it is the worst thing one can imagine.
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