December 24th 2024.
Let's talk about Ebenezer Scrooge. Forget the sideburns for a moment, because there's more to this character than just his facial hair. I know it may sound strange, but hear me out. By the time you finish reading this, you may just find yourself wanting to take his clothes off. Trust me, I've been there.
Now, before you start thinking I have a thing for Michael Caine or Patrick Stewart (both of whom have famously portrayed Scrooge), let me clarify. It's not about the actors, it's about the character. Specifically, the young Scrooge played by Raymond Coulthard in the 1992 adaptation. That man can certainly make my heart race.
But here's the thing, after rewatching A Christmas Carol recently, I couldn't help but think "I could change him." I know, it sounds crazy. But let's face it, if we took Scrooge's personality and put it in a tall, dark, and handsome man's body, we'd all be swooning. He may be aloof, emotionally unavailable, and downright grumpy, but who doesn't love a little bitterness in their men?
I'm not saying it's healthy, but there's something about a bad guy who is good just for you that is irresistible. It's like my bread and butter. And I'm not alone in this attraction. Dating expert Hayley Quinn from Match explains that morally grey characters like Scrooge are often more alluring because they add some spice to our otherwise "vanilla" relationships. Plus, there's that whole "I can fix him" mentality that draws us in. We see the potential in someone and we want to be the one to unlock it. It's a bit egotistical, I know, but it's a common desire.
But why is it specifically Scrooge that I can't get out of my head? According to Hayley, it's his confidence. Sure, he may be ruthlessly dynamic and self-centered, but let's not forget that confidence and assertiveness are traditionally attractive qualities in men. And at the end of the story, when he's reformed, he also possesses qualities of generosity, kindness, and empathy. In other words, he's a well-rounded individual who would make a great partner.
So, yes, I see potential in Scrooge. And I'm not alone. He may come off as a grumpy old man, but he's also a successful businessman with a net worth of £8 billion (according to Forbes). He's independent, stubborn (which can be a good thing), and he's willing to reflect on his past mistakes. And it's those glimpses of good that make us, well, a little hot and bothered for this Dickensian character.
But I should warn you, trying to change someone for the sake of a relationship can come at a personal cost. As Hayley explains, the more effort we put into changing someone, the more attached we become to the outcome of the relationship. And sometimes, it becomes clear that it won't work out. Plus, it's not fair to the person we're trying to change. They are who they are, and it's not our job to mold them into our ideal partner.
I know, I know. Fancying Scrooge may not lead to a healthy relationship. But I can't help but wonder if I could be the one to change him. It's like being the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future all rolled into one determined package. And even Hayley agrees, it's not impossible for a modern-day Scrooge to change. It may take some major life-altering event, but it's not out of the realm of possibility.
So, would I screw Scrooge? The answer is yes. I can't resist a morally grey character. But I also understand the importance of a healthy relationship. And while it may be tempting to try and change someone, ultimately, it's up to them to make the decision to change. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find my own version of Scrooge someday. But until then, I'll just have to settle for watching him on screen and dreaming of the possibility.
Okay, I know what you're thinking. Scrooge? The guy with the weird sideburns and the sour attitude? But trust me, by the time you finish reading this, you'll be ready to take his clothes off. And no, I'm not talking about Michael Caine or Patrick Stewart, although they did play Scrooge in some adaptations. I'm talking about the young Scrooge, played by Raymond Coulthard in the 1992 version. That man can definitely get my heart racing.
I was recently watching A Christmas Carol and I couldn't help but notice how ignorant and closed-off Ebenezer was before his big epiphany. And in that moment, a thought crossed my mind - "I could change him." Let's be real, if we took Scrooge's personality and put it in the body of a tall, dark, and handsome mystery man, we'd all be swooning over him. He's aloof, emotionally unavailable, and incredibly grumpy. But who doesn't like a little bit of bitterness in their men?
I know it's not exactly the healthiest mindset, but there's just something enticing about a bad guy who could be good just for you. It's like my bread and butter. And according to dating expert Hayley Quinn, it's not uncommon for us to be drawn to morally flawed or complex characters in order to add some "spice" to our relationships. Plus, there's the whole "I can fix him" mentality that can be a huge draw to men like Scrooge.
But why are we so drawn to these complicated characters? Hayley explains that it could be a combination of our ego and our desire to see someone's potential. We see great qualities in them, but there's something holding them back from being in a relationship with us. And that becomes a sort of challenge for us to change them and mold them into the partner we want.
And let's not forget about Scrooge's confidence. Sure, he's ruthless and self-centered, but those are traditionally attractive qualities in men. And after his transformation, he becomes even more well-rounded with his confidence, assertiveness, and ability to be generous, kind, and empathetic. That's the kind of partner we all want, right?
I can't help but see potential in Scrooge. I mean, he's not all bad. He's a successful businessman with a net worth of £8 billion, according to Forbes. He's independent and would never be suffocating. And yes, he can be stubborn, but he's also willing to reflect on his actions and past mistakes. And apparently, those glimmers of good in him are what make us "horny" for the Dickens character.
But let's be real, trying to change someone for the sake of a relationship can come at a personal cost. According to Hayley, the more we try to change someone, the more attached we become to the outcome of the relationship. And that can be detrimental to both parties involved. We need to accept people for who they are, rather than projecting our own image of what we want them to be.
Now, I know what you're probably thinking. Is it even possible for a modern-day Scrooge to change for someone? Well, Hayley says it's not impossible, but they have to come to that decision on their own. It's ironic, but sometimes it takes losing someone or seeing them walk away to be the catalyst for change. So, in the end, it's up to them and their choices and actions.
But let's be real, I'm not expecting to have a healthy relationship with Scrooge. I'm just curious to see if I could be the one to change him. I mean, who wouldn't want to be the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future all in one 5'6" blonde bundle of determination? The chances may be slim, but it's not impossible. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want to "screw" Scrooge? I may love a morally grey character, but I also prefer my relationships healthy.
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