July 23rd 2024.
In the latest news, it seems like two criminals have been caught red-handed for stealing crates of food from a Waitrose home delivery van. It's quite a hilarious sight, to be honest. The two thieves, who were probably expecting to get their hands on some fancy tapenade and Chablis, were left disappointed after their impulsive act of theft.
The incident took place in Bow Common, east London, yesterday at around 10am. According to eyewitnesses, the two culprits were riding on hire bikes, the kind you see all around London, when they spotted an unattended Waitrose van on the street. Without wasting any time, they quickly abandoned their bikes and one of them even got inside the van. After a few minutes, he emerged carrying two heavy crates of expensive food. The other thief, who was also dressed in all black, started stuffing his bag with various goods.
It's quite amusing to see how these thieves couldn't resist the temptation of pate de campagne. After a video of the incident went viral online, people couldn't help but make fun of the duo for their apparent craving for the finer things in life. Some even speculated if they were specifically after tapenade, quail eggs, or other fancy products like celeriac, all of which are synonymous with the famous green logo of Waitrose.
Speaking of which, did you know that according to Which? magazine, Waitrose was deemed the most expensive supermarket in the UK every single month in 2023? It's true! Their prices were simply unmatched when compared to a representative basket of 43 goods. Maybe that's what tempted these two thieves to target a Waitrose van. But then again, who knows, maybe they would have done the same if it was an Asda van. Or maybe, just maybe, they were really craving Duchy Organic products.
As expected, the Met Police and Waitrose have been approached for a comment on the incident. It'll be interesting to see what they have to say about this bizarre incident. Until then, let's just hope that these two thieves have learned their lesson and won't be pulling off such stunts again in the future. After all, crime doesn't pay, especially when it's for the sake of a few luxury food items.
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