July 22nd 2024.
In the world of politics, things can change in the blink of an eye. And that's exactly what happened last night when Joe Biden, former candidate for President of the United States, unexpectedly announced his resignation. With only a minute's notice, he informed his aides that he would be dropping out of the race and stepping aside.
It wasn't much of a surprise, considering how far behind he was in the polls. In fact, it had been 10 months since Biden was in the lead, before speculation about his health destroyed any chance he had of winning. And with the growing popularity of his rival, Donald Trump, it seemed like the writing was on the wall for Biden's campaign.
But what really caught everyone's attention was the prediction of a certain bundle of asparagus. Yes, you read that right. According to the vegetable whisperer, Jemima Packington, the next President of the United States will be a woman. And she's almost certain that woman is none other than Vice President Kamala Harris, who will now be replacing Biden as the Democratic nominee.
It may sound like a strange way to predict the future, but Packington has a proven track record. Just last week, she correctly predicted that the Euros 2024 wouldn't be coming home. And on a radio show back in July, she asked her asparagus who would win the US presidential election, to which they responded with a resounding "not Trump or Biden, but a lady."
But Packington isn't the only one who sees a Harris presidency on the horizon. Back in August of 2020, the internet's self-proclaimed "most notorious healer," Starheal, predicted that Harris would run for President in 2024. And with her Saturn return coinciding with that year, it's looking more and more likely that she will be the Democratic nominee.
Of course, the big question now is whether or not Harris will actually win the election. And while we can't say for certain, it's clear that the asparagus and the stars seem to be pointing in her direction. Only time will tell if democracy will truly be coming home for the Democrats. But for now, it seems like the future is looking pretty bright for Kamala Harris.
[This article has been trending online recently and has been generated with AI. Your feed is customized.]
[Generative AI is experimental.]