June 29th 2024.
Chris recalls a bizarre moment in his adulthood that he never would have expected. It was one of those moments where you just have to go with the flow and see where it takes you. As adults, there are certain milestones that seem inevitable, like getting your driver's license and immediately going to a McDonald's drive-thru, or having a wild 18th birthday party followed by a day of recovery. And then there are moments that you never see coming, like the time Chris had a threesome in a sex shop with two total strangers.
On an unremarkable Wednesday afternoon, Chris found himself in an "adult" shop. But unlike his younger days when he would go in just to giggle at the various sex toys and porn titles, this time he was genuinely interested in purchasing something. He had always been hesitant to invest in his own sexual arsenal, thinking it was too much of a hassle and expensive. But after being introduced to the world of sex toys by a more adventurous friend, Chris felt like he was missing out on something.
His friend had an impressive collection of toys, from butt plugs to cock cages to the girthiest dildos. Chris suddenly felt very vanilla in comparison. While he was no stranger to hookups, this was something new and exciting.
As Chris was browsing through the merchandise, he struck up a conversation with the sales assistant. He had a charming smile, sweet eyes, and a blue streak in his hair that made him look like an X-Men character. The conversation soon turned flirtatious and the sales assistant asked Chris if he wanted to try on a jockstrap he was looking at. Confused, Chris asked where he could try it on, not realizing there was a hidden door behind the wall that led to a secret room.
Without hesitation, Chris followed the sales assistant into the secret room, leaving behind any questions or doubts he may have had. He started to strip down, excited at the thought of trying something new. But just as he was about to get fully naked, customers entered the shop and the sales assistant had to attend to them. Feeling awkward and exposed, Chris waited in the secret room, unsure of what to do.
Eventually, he gave up on the idea of trying on the jockstrap and left the secret room, pretending like nothing had happened. But as he was leaving, he received a message on Grindr from the sales assistant, asking if he still wanted to try on the jockstrap. They quickly arranged to meet again, this time with the shop empty.
Chris returned to the secret room, and things quickly escalated as they started to undress. But just as things were getting heated, another customer entered the shop. The sales assistant hurriedly pulled up his pants and went to greet the customer, leaving Chris alone in the DVD section. Feeling a bit envious of the steamy scene playing out on one of the DVD covers, Chris waited for the customer to leave.
But then he noticed that the customer seemed to be eyeing him instead. Just as Chris was starting to feel self-conscious, the sales assistant reappeared and whispered to him that he had locked the door. Confused, Chris asked how that was possible when the other customer was still there. The sales assistant winked and Chris realized he had planned for a threesome all along.
With a sense of excitement and adventure, Chris took the stranger by the hand and the three of them engaged in a wild, spontaneous encounter right in the middle of the sex shop. It was like something out of a porn script, but it was real and it was exhilarating.
Despite the fact that it only lasted about 20 minutes and they never learned each other's names, Chris looks back on that experience fondly. It was a moment where he was able to let go of his overthinking and just be in the moment. And although he hasn't had any other shop-based hookups since then, he can't wait to see what might happen on his next trip to Sainsbury's.
Reflecting on that day, Chris also realizes that it was a lesson in supporting local, independent businesses. He encourages others to step out of their comfort zone and visit their local sex shop, you never know what might happen! It's a different kind of customer service, but it's definitely worth exploring.
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