November 24th 2023.
Joe Lycett's poo podcast, Turdcast, was set to revolutionize the podcast industry. Fans were thrilled when the 35-year-old comedian announced his plan to interview celebrities about their best poo stories. To poomote the podcast, Joe planned to tour the country in the "Turdis" -- a mobile loo -- for fans to use.
The plan was set to launch yesterday at Liverpool Royal Docks, but a 'mechanical fault' caused a 'spillage' into the water. The event was cancelled with immediate effect and fans were left disappointed. A spokesperson apologized for the incident and Joe Lycett took to Instagram to announce that the podcast would be cancelled indefinitely.
Fans speculated that the incident was a big stunt as part of some elaborate campaign by the ever-mischievous comic. Joe's first guest on the podcast was set to be Gary Lineker -- the famous footballer with a world-famous on-pitch poo story -- but even Gary commented on the news with a critical eye.
Some fans even suggested the stunt was politically motivated. Water companies have recently been under fire for allowing them to continue to flout rules set to prevent high levels of poo entering waterways. Joe has been known for his poo-litically-motivated stunts in the past, like the fake leaked Sue Gray report and the tantrum on Steph's Packed Lunch to raise awareness about Yop's use of hard-to-recycle white plastic.
Is Joe Lycett up to his old tricks again? Could this be part of something bigger? Only time will tell. Whatever the outcome, it just goes to show that Joe Lycett is the master of poo-litical stunts.
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