February 14th 2024.
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It's that time of year again - Valentine's Day. Love is in the air and it seems like everyone is head over heels, eagerly awaiting some steamy X-rated action before the day is over. But if you really want to know what goes on behind closed doors, a new survey has taken a deep dive into our bedroom habits and the results are quite enlightening. From getting down and dirty in nature to birthday sex and even a new interpretation of Hump Day, Durex's research has exposed our sauciest secrets, including the most popular sex positions.
And if you're in need of some inspiration this Valentine's Day, you're not alone. February 14th is one of the busiest days for using sex toys, with a staggering 4.2 million adults indulging in their favorite toys. But our sexual activity is not confined to just one day. In the past year, the average Brit has had sex 81 times, given or received oral 50 times, and masturbated 67 times. It's safe to say we're a pretty active bunch, unlike the French who are experiencing their lowest sex rate in 50 years.
If you want all the juicy details about what we're up to and when, keep reading. The survey has revealed the most common times for British folks to get busy. The most popular day for sex is Saturday, with the nation being most sexually active from 9pm to 11pm. It's no surprise, really - most people have the day off from work and don't have to worry about waking up early the next day, making it the perfect time to expend some energy.
According to the survey, birthdays are the most popular day for sex. However, one surprising finding is that Friday has taken on a whole new meaning. It has been revealed as the most popular day for threesomes, with almost one in five Brits preferring to indulge in a ménage à trois at the end of the work week.
Speaking of surprising findings, did you know that Hump Day (aka Wednesday) is also a popular day for some self-love? 10% of Brits have cited it as their go-to day for solo pleasure. Additionally, we have our preferred times of the month and year for getting busy. For almost a quarter of the nation, both their own and their partner's birthdays are a favorite time to strip down and have some fun. And when it comes to holidays, a change of pace seems to awaken our inner desires - 42% of adults claim that the hot weather in the summer gets them hot under the collar.
The more cliché anniversaries and Valentine's Day also see a spike in sexual activity, with 20% of us indulging in some intimate moments on those occasions. But here's something you may not have heard of - Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th, where almost one in 10 men in the UK give or receive oral. Who knew?
Let's talk about Saturdays, shall we? It's no surprise that it's a favorite day for sex, but did you know that men and women prefer to get intimate at different times? Almost 10% of men prefer to have sex on Saturday mornings, specifically between 7am and 11am - hence the term "morning glory." Threesomes also seem to happen during a preferred time slot of 11am to 3pm for 19% of us, while the less popular time slot is 5pm to 7pm.
But wait, there's more. Our sex schedules don't just revolve around timings, they also take into account location. The beach tops the list as the number one place to get turned on for Brits. Bars, pubs, and nightclubs also seem to do the trick for 22% of us, while hot tubs and swimming pools are a turn on for a fifth of Brits.
It seems even our peaceful countryside is not spared from our sexual escapades, with 20% of Brits admitting to getting hot and heavy in nature. And it's not just PG action either - 16% have given oral in the countryside, while 8% have engaged in anal (poor badgers and birds). Threesomes are also a popular pastime in the rolling hills, with over 10% of adults choosing the countryside as their rendezvous spot.
Moving on to work, 12% of adults have felt very aroused in the office, and 7% have actually had sex in their workplace. An equal number have resorted to masturbating in their work toilets. Not the most professional behavior, but we won't judge. And when it comes to the cinema, 9% of us have indulged in partnered masturbation, while 7% have had a threesome while skiing.
Now, let's talk about everyone's favorite topic - sex positions. The survey has revealed that the most popular position is good old missionary, favored by 35% of adults. Doggy style comes in a close second, with 32% saying it's their preferred way to have sex. However, men seem to prefer it slightly more, with 37% choosing it as their favorite compared to 28% of women.
Do you have any juicy stories to share? We'd love to hear them. Get in touch by emailing us at [email] and we'll keep your secret safe. And for all the latest news from the capital, don't forget to check out The Agency's London news hub. Happy Valentine's Day!
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