September 13th 2024.
The fashion world was in for a shock as Harry Styles debuted a new haircut at London Fashion Week. The moment he stepped onto the scene, we could feel ourselves being pulled into a whirlwind of emotions. It was a bold move that left us all wondering what was really going on behind the scenes.
The singer was spotted sitting front row at the S.S. Daley show, right next to the infamous Anna Wintour. Now, we all know how opinionated she can be when it comes to fashion, so it was a risky decision for Harry to debut a new look in her presence. But, as they say, fortune favors the bold.
At first glance, Harry's new haircut seemed simple and conservative, but upon closer inspection, we realized there was more to it than meets the eye. His hair was left shaggy at the back, giving off a distinct East London barista vibe (if we're being generous). Let's just say, he's now rocking a mullet!
From the front, his haircut appeared to be a classic high and tight, but as soon as you looked at the back, you couldn't unsee the mullet. We couldn't help but wonder if Anna Wintour had any thoughts on the matter. It's easy to blame ourselves in times like these, but we must remember that hindsight is 20/20 and we must accept Harry's new look with open arms and maybe a few tears.
The mullet has always been a divisive hairstyle, much like a secret DJ set in the storage room of your uncle's car dealership. It's business in the front and a party in the back, but one can't help but question why take the risk at all? Will that one cool girl with the eyebrow piercing really think it makes you cool?
We can't help but mourn the loss of Harry's gorgeous curls and hope they'll make a comeback soon. Some might say that his new haircut makes him look like a child who cut his own hair with dull scissors and decided the back wasn't important. But, let's be generous and not compare him to the Tiger King or a dog who got a less-than-stellar haircut.
Let's just say the new style is brave. If Harry had gone for more of a Patrick Swayze mullet, we might have been on board. We're open-minded and generous like that. It's important to note that we're not condemning all mullets, as long as they're well-executed. Just take a look at Patrick Swayze or Sir Rod Stewart for proof.
The problem with Harry's mullet is that it's not bold enough. While it checks the box for business in the front, the party in the back is more of a chill get-together than a wild bash. It's like your friend's house party where there's no snacks and their laundry is still hanging on the line. We can't help but wonder, what happened to our beautiful boy?
A true mullet should be loud and unapologetically chaotic, with high volume and plenty of hairspray. But, the back of Harry's mullet barely even makes a sound, with just a few overgrown strands that seem as embarrassed to be there as we are to see them.
We last saw Harry's hair at the Euro 2024 final, where he was cheering on England with Ed Sheeran and James Corden. At the time, his hair had a hint of mullet-ness, but it was more French than Dukes of Hazzard, so we weren't too concerned. Who knew it was just a glimpse of the dark days to come?
We can only hope that time will be kind to Harry's hair and that he'll resolve this situation soon. Until then, we'll try to cope with the five stages of grief and remain strong. If you have a celebrity story, video, or pictures, we'd love to hear from you. Get in touch with The Agency entertainment team through email, phone, or by visiting our Submit Stuff page. We're always on the lookout for juicy gossip!
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