November 8th 2024.
The political world may have been focused on the UK General Election, Conservative leadership contest, and the race for the White House, but there's a new catfight on the horizon. And no, we're not talking about a fight between politicians, but rather between their feline companions.
Battersea Dogs and Cats Home is once again hosting its annual competition to find parliament's favorite pet cat, known as the "Purr Minister." This year, 12 cats owned by MPs and peers are in the running for the coveted title. And while the release announcing the nominees is filled with clever cat puns, not all of them are purr-fect.
Since the voting is open to the public, we thought we'd take a closer look at the candidates and their "manifestos." After all, it's not every day that we get to apply our rigid political analysis to a cat competition.
One of the frontrunners in the race is Attlee, owned by Speaker of the House Sir Lindsay Hoyle MP. Attlee's "manifursto" promises to strengthen diplomatic ties and advocate for a purrfect experience for fellow felines in the House. And while Sir Lindsay previously won the "Purr Minister" contest in 2020 with his cat Patrick, who sadly passed away in 2022, he's hoping Attlee will secure the title this year.
Labour MP Stella Creasy has not one, but two cats in the running. Chilli and Bandit, named after the parents in the popular cartoon Bluey, are known for their relentless campaigning for cat welfare and their cute social media posts. And unlike the Green Party's proposal for joint job-share tickets, there's no issue with these two running together.
Fellow Labour MP Johanna Baxter has submitted Clement Cattlee and Mo Meowlam as a duo. These two are focused on promoting pet-friendly properties and advocating for the health and safety of felines, with their names paying homage to two trailblazing Labour figures.
Janet Daby, Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Children and Families, has entered her rescued cat Cookie into the competition. While there isn't much information on Cookie's chess skills, she promises to use her purr-sonality to make sure every cat has a loving home.
And last but not least, the only candidate submitted by a peer of the realm is Ebba, owned by Dr. Helen-Ann Hartley, the Lord Bishop of Newcastle. As a rescue kitten herself, Ebba is committed to ending restrictive pet policies and ensuring safe homes for all feline citizens.
So, who will be crowned the next "Purr Minister"? The public has until November 14th to cast their vote on the Battersea website. But one thing's for sure, this is one election that's sure to be a cat-tastic showdown.
In the world of politics, it seems there is always a fierce competition happening. The recent UK General Election, Conservative leadership contest, and US Presidential race may have come to an end, but a new contest is about to begin in 2024. And this one involves some unlikely contenders – political cats.
Yes, you heard that right. Battersea Dogs and Cats Home is once again hosting their competition to determine parliament's favorite feline, with the winner earning the prestigious title of "Purr Minister." This year, the charity has released a list of 12 nominees, all owned by Members of Parliament or peers. And let me tell you, the puns in the release are enough to make anyone cringe.
But don't let that stop you from voting! This is a public election, and we thought it would be fun to give you a rundown of the candidates and their "manifestos" while applying the same level of analysis we would for any high-stakes election. So, without further ado, let's meet the hopefuls.
First up, we have Attlee, owned by the Speaker of the House, Sir Lindsay Hoyle MP. Attlee is no stranger to this competition, as Sir Lindsay's previous cat, Patrick, won the title in 2020. This year, the 67-year-old is hoping Attlee will bring home the crown. And with his experience as a DiploCat, Sir Lindsay believes he has a firm grasp on international diplomacy and strengthening relationships between cats. He also promises to be an advocate for the feline community in Parliament.
Stella Creasy, Labour MP for Walthamstow, has not one but two candidates in the running – Chilli and Bandit. These seven-month-old kittens are relentless campaigners for cat welfare, promoting the importance of neutering and microchipping. And when they're not busy playing with balloons or stealing croissants, they also create videos promoting feline feminism. Talk about a power duo.
Next up, we have another pair – Clement Cattlee and Mo Meowlam, owned by Labour MP Johanna Baxter. These two are running on a joint ticket and promise to be advocates for feline rights. They want to ensure all cats have access to pet-friendly properties, put an end to extreme breeding, and promote universal microchipping for safety. And let's not forget to mention their amazing names, paying tribute to two iconic leaders in Labour history.
Labour MP Janet Daby's candidate, Cookie, may not have a fancy pedigree, but she has a big heart. As a rescued cat who loves playing chess, Cookie is running on a platform of promoting pet-friendly housing and giving all cats a chance at a loving home. Plus, she believes anything is "pawsible" with the right support.
Last but not least, we have Ebba, the only candidate submitted by a peer of the realm – Dr. Helen-Ann Hartley, the Lord Bishop of Newcastle. Ebba is a rescue kitten, and her experience has made her passionate about advocating for pet-friendly policies and safe homes for all cats. She promises to be a "paws-on" Purr Minister and a force for lasting change.
Voting closes on November 14th, so be sure to cast your ballot on the Battersea website. After all, who wouldn't want to see a political cat take the throne?
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